A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do
People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon
#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i
#okay i know some people hate this scene because they think it’s whedon making fun of cap#and that might have been how he intended it#but the way evans and rdj played it is so perfect#because there’s steve’s sass coming back#’seriously?’#’seriously tony?’#’what exactly are you expecting from me?’#’it’s been like a week and a half since i got here from the 40s’#’what does it look like?’#’well it seems to run on some form of electricity’#unspoken ‘you moron’#and tony’s response is just like#’i don’t know what i was expecting’#’you got me there’#i don’t know#i just thought the two of them played it perfectly off each other [via invisiblespork]
Stiles and Derek talking about each other (◡‿◡✿)
#I like how both of these instances are them turning to insults to rationalize the other out of danger#’it wouldn’t take stiles he’s tiny no one wants him#i mean I want him but no one else it’s fine#we definitely aren’t going to have to kill him’#and Stiles being like ‘he’s awful you must have noticed just hand him over so he can be awful with us pls no more dungeon’ (x)
Clark Gregg has unveiled a variant cover for the upcoming S.H.I.E.L.D. #1, the debut issue of the Marvel Comics series set to bring the characters from Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to the Marvel Comics universe.
The cover, from artist John Tyler Christopher, has Deadpool scrawling his own mysterious writing on a wall, as Director Coulson did at the end of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1.
❝ Why is Baymax wearing carbon-fiber underpants? ❞
I am an inferno, I am a tempest. I am venom and fangs and claws. I am lightning and starlight, and I am hell in high heels.